As it is actually a living being, and will bite your face off.Īttention! The anti-gravity toilets on this level are out of order. If you’re experiencing explosive decompression, please try to avoid staining the seat cushions. Sadly, a sunny day once again mean that the Choco-Coaster is out of service. We hope you’re enjoying this sunny day here at the park. Not recommended for our guests who are sensitive to temperatures exceeding 350 degrees. The ride itself lasts an amazing 20 to 25 minutes, or until golden brown. There’s no line at Bake Me Crazy, the ride that simulates what it’s like to be baked like a cake. We apologize for this cost cutting measure, and hope that you enjoy the ride. The seats can be sticky.ĭue to cost restrains, some of the donuts used in this ride are of the day old variety. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.Įnjoy the rides, but be careful. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides. We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. Insulin will be provided, at a marginal extra cost.
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The following rides are closed for repairs: the Free Money Ride, It’s an All You Can Eat-world and Pick a Car, Any Car. No need to be ready for a trap, since we only want to return your keys. Your keys! Yes, that’s it, we found your keys. Would Sonic the Hedgehog please report to the security office? Sonic the Hedgehog, please report to the security office. Unless you didn’t have fun, then we don’t care. Please feel free to fill out a brief survey after your visit. Although the green is from all the nausea and vomiting, but still. We here at Eggman’s Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park consider ourselves the universe’s first fully green amusement park. Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk. Would the owner of a white hovercar shaped like an egg please report to the front desk.
Please refrain from foiling evil schemes, plots and odd plans while inside the park. They were all harmed after the park was created.
No aliens were harmed in the creation of this park. In no way will roaming vans of robots break into your vehicle. Please feel free to leave all valuables in your vehicle during your stay here at Eggman’s Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, as they would be perfectly safe. Especially if you’re a meddlesome hedgehog, or his fawning sidekick.
Really! I promise.Įnjoy every moment in the luxurious grounds as if they might be your last. Please do not be concerned if you encounter any screaming aliens. Please refrain from teasing the robots, as they are very sensitive and require expensive maintenance. Notice the lovely planet floating in the sky above you, soon to be the property of Eggman Enterprises. Please enjoy them, as they are the last of their kind. The foliage you see was pilfered from various environmentally fragile planets. And by complimentary, I mean quite expensive. Help yourselves to our complimentary STF-3000 Starblock.
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The unfiltered starlight from the lovely constellations above is full of deadly radiation. Please refrain from throwing coins, trash or small children into the reflecting pools. If you see any typos or notice I've written the wrong word anywhere, please, feel free to leave a comment and correct me. It was a hell of a job, since it's incredibly hard to hear what he says with the echo and all, but I think I pretty much nailed it. Eggman's shoutouts anywhere, so I decided to make one myself.
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